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Subject: Say wat
Replies: 18 Views: 1289
mpendcub 24.02.08 - 06:11pm
I dont play lotto to win but 2 prove that i wil never win it *
mpendcub 24.02.08 - 06:13pm
Im single bcoz my parents inlow dont have any children *
mpendcub 24.02.08 - 06:15pm
Im a man im not gay ask my boy friend he wil tel u *
rania82 24.02.08 - 07:00pm
hahahaha ur inlaw dnt hv children.how cme da becme ur inlaw while da dnt hv children? *
mpessssh 25.02.08 - 10:26am
In an argument a woman always has the last word. Anything a man says after that is the start of a new argument. *
mpessssh 25.02.08 - 10:31am
I lov ur smile, ur face and ur eyes......d*mn im gud at telling lies *
mpessssh 25.02.08 - 10:36am
Johnnie goes 2 his mother n pulls down his pants, points down the n says : mom is this my brain? She replies :not yet dear *
mpessssh 25.02.08 - 10:41am
UNCLE JOHN'S SON: dad wt is the spelling of successful...is it one c or two c's? UNCLE JOHN: make it three c's just 2 b sure! *
amandaz 25.02.08 - 11:22am
A friend of mine was afraid of flying so she went by boat. A plane fell on it *
amandaz 25.02.08 - 11:31am
PC GUIDE TO WOMEN : She's not a bad cook sh's microwave-compatible. She doesnt get drunk she becomes chemically inconvenienced. She's not hooked on shopping she's mall-fluent. She's doesnt wear 2 mch perfume, she's into fragrance abuse. *
l.dvy3 25.02.08 - 02:05pm
yeah man dats 1 of da tactis 4 courting bt honestly i dnt lyk it *
l.dvy3 25.02.08 - 02:15pm
i lyk uncle johns respons,nice 1 man *
rania82 25.02.08 - 09:43pm
nah ur gud by makng gud jokes man Lol *
rania82 25.02.08 - 09:48pm
wat happend 2 ur mob?i was tryng 2 cal u bt i got dis msg:welcme 2 jungle network,da monkey u tryng 2 cal is on tree pls try later.... *
mpessssh 25.02.08 - 10:55pm
Amanda is that ur 4ne. Gud1 gal inshalah *
rania82 26.02.08 - 11:25am
night:-HUSBND...is it realy ur first night?WIFE..reply..NO.NO.,Actually it is 1st time @ night..,ha ha ha ha *
mpessssh 26.02.08 - 11:37am
Hahaha nice my friend very nice *
amandaz 26.02.08 - 04:08pm
So m a manky. Mpendulov u r so fat, wn u r wearing ur yellow shirt evry body shout taxi!! *
l.dvy3 27.02.08 - 09:48am
Ooh is tht wht u alwayz do 2 us,dnt lie b true 2 sm1 *
